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24 August 2009 @ 08:00 pm
quote of today  
Time is a companion that goes with us on a journey. It reminds us to cherish each moment because it will never come again. What we leave behind is not as important as how we have lived.
- haha I just made you read a quote by Jean Luc Picard!
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Amber
15 August 2009 @ 07:58 pm
quote of the day  
"You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine! I'm never trying to lose weight or gain it. I'm just being!"
- Kelly Clarkson

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Amber
14 August 2009 @ 10:54 pm
quote of the day: I love Oscar edition  
"There are moments when one has to choose between living one's own life fully, entirely, completely- or dragging out some false, shallow, degrading existence, that the world in its hypocrisy demands."
-Oscar Wilde
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Amber
08 August 2009 @ 01:27 pm
qotd  
"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing is ever right."
-House
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Amber
13 June 2009 @ 08:56 am
qotd  
"Maybe Kirk eats kraft cheesy mac, but Pike would have a chef. "
-Nico, on the need for chefs on long space voyages.
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Amber
10 June 2009 @ 09:58 pm
Quote of the Day: GQMF edition  
"She's Dominican, Lebanese, Indian, and Jamaican. Shit, United Colours of Bennitton just surrendered. They're United Colours of Zoë Fucking Zaldaña now."
- [info]starlady42
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Amber
06 April 2009 @ 07:06 pm
Health tip of the day  
If you have chocolate chip cookies for dinner, be sure to add a glass of milk. It lends the whole thing some much-needed credibility.
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Amber
12 March 2009 @ 09:31 am
Quote of the Day / Useful tip  
"If you are planning a murder/suicide, please do the suicide part first."
-David Schmader, The Stranger writer.
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Amber
06 February 2009 @ 09:21 pm
Quote of the Day: Darwin Centennial edition  
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge. It is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.
- Charles Darwin
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Amber
01 January 2009 @ 10:17 pm
Quote of the Day  
"Flowers are the painted whores of the plant world."
-Homer Simpson
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Amber
14 December 2008 @ 06:30 pm
QOTD  
"There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."
-Dwight The Office
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Amber
13 December 2008 @ 10:07 am
Can't work today, still a bitch  
"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: 'Hello. Can't work today, still queer.'"
-Robin Tyler
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Amber
02 December 2008 @ 08:52 am
Lyric of the day  
"Well, I got homies; but in the end, it's still so lonely."
-Kanye West
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Amber
23 August 2008 @ 09:51 pm
QOTD  
"Sometimes it is the artist's task to find out how much music you can still make with what you have left."
-Violinist Istzak Perlman
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Amber
22 August 2008 @ 11:27 pm
Quote of the Day  
"Coin collecting is a lot like life. It stopped being fun a long time ago."
-Homer Simpson
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Amber
06 June 2008 @ 09:46 am
Quote of the Day  
"That's the stupidist story I've ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series."
-Moe, on The Simpsons
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Amber
31 May 2008 @ 10:42 pm
quote of the day  
"We should have sold the Virgin Mary and used the money to buy comfortable deck furniture."
- me, but I was talking about a statue of the V.M.
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Amber
16 April 2008 @ 06:51 pm
QotD  
"Always wear a bra. Whether you think you need it or not, just wear one. You're not going to look back and regret that."
-Tina Fey
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Amber
09 April 2008 @ 08:29 pm
Quote of the Day  
Having a no-smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no-peeing section in a pool.
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Amber
26 March 2008 @ 03:11 pm
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