I would like the titles of Data-centric TNG novels (the ones in the Star Trek section of the sci fi section of bookstores) so I can snatch 'em off the shelves when I go book buying.

Thanks in advance.

I read Double Love, circa 1984 when I was 11, and at the same time was reading the Clique books. Then I read the 2008 version of Secrets, and I was upset. My precious link to the 80s and 90s was destroyed and just like every other book I read. Anyway, I'm going to do a recap adding extra product placement.



Jessica walks into school wearing a Roxy dress. A few sophomore bitches giggle at her, and she glares at them. This causes them to shut their Sephora Brilliant Shine glossed mouths. Then she encounters Lila and Cara, and whip out her Sidekick to show them the damage from the previous pool dipping. Cara mentions that most people still think it's Liz. Jessica doesn't care. Jess is so pissed she might post pics of Liz nude on the Gay Porn site's Lesbian page.

Winston is nominated for homecoming king of course. So are Bruce, Ken, and Todd. I've always pictured these guys as people from Degrassi. That's actually how I've pictured everyone. More in journal. The girls are Lila (well, duh), Enid, Elizabeth (LOL, Double E), and Jessica. Then Jessica sees Bruce. Winston seems a lot hotter than Bruce, but whatevs. He's wearing a pristine blue Ralph Lauren sweater and distressed pants. This is Jessica's dream outfit on Bruce. My dream outfit on Winston is no shirt and no underwear. Oh yeah, and no pants. Man, did I just say that. I'm such a pervert, but I'll just leave that here. Later at the Wakefields, Enid is freaking out in her Juicy sweats. Her hair is tied in a pony. Then she confesses that she is an ex-druggie. OMG! AND SHE AND HER EX-BF GEORGE PARALYSED A KID IN A CAR WHILE HOPPED UP ON DRUGS. You must understand how 100% intense this is. Um, not. And they've nicknamed George Geo. Like Natural Geographic. I think these prescription pills my mom gives me are making me high.
As seen in SVH 2008 Reissue of #2: Secrets:

A direct quote about George, from Enid: "We kind of started hooking up and stuff, and he was into all this crap. Drinking and...other stuff.

Um, yeah. Then Enid logs on Liz's computer, and shows her AOL e-mails from Geo. Then, the girls think of possible solutions while hanging. Then Jessica daydreams about Bruce in French and orgasms. Winston distracts everyone, and then masturbates over Jessica under his table. Then Jessica goes back to her daydreams. Lila hates Ms. Dalton because she dates her dad and Ken, her homecoming date, wants some older woman. And Tom McKay's with Dana Larson. I wet my pants with laughter.

Later, Bruce suggests Jess go to homecoming with Winston, and Jess knows she's so out of his league. Then Jess pretends she lost her lavalier, and Bruce doesn't care. Winston does and he tries to help but Jess just leaves.

hey, thought you guys might be interested in a comic i drew. :)

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Browncoats: Redemption Trailer from browncoatsmovie on Vimeo.

Suggest you watch it with the HD off, as the video will run a great deal smoother. Also recommend you share, digg, post, spread, cast, lob, and spill to everyone you know, Browncoat or no Browncoat. And by all means - don't miss the Big Damn Premiere next year at D*C!!!

X-posted to bc_redemption

I didn't expect to receive so many comments on my last picspam. Thanks guys :) and thank you for responding to my commentary too. Whether you agree or disagree, it's always fun to discuss Buffy. Once again, I don't mind if you use the caps for icons or banners or whatever.




( it's in about nine hours, moron )

Well, well, well. It's been far too long since we've delved into the emotional and troubled world of Senior Year, but with thanks to eBay, Australia Post and the letter E, we're headed down that road again. Prepare for angst. Seriously. Anyone who's ever read an SY book knows that these characters aren't even people -- they're walking, talking balls of angst disguised as people. If you're having a night alone and happen to have a bottle of tequila handy, why don't you go ahead and take a shot every time you see the word 'angst' in this recap? Let's see how far you get before paramedics have to be called.

Cover time:

Despite the fact that there's plenty of room, only drunk emo Conner is awesome enough to have his whole face feature on the cover. Jeremy and Evan are only lame semi-faces. What scares me most in this picture is that drunk emo Conner is smiling. And he's also thirty. Anyway.

( Crank up the mix tape and stock up on the Red Bull, 'cause we're going on a road trip! )

interesting set of articles.

Pt1: http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/05/there-is-no-star-trek-canon/
Pt2: http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/05/there-is-no-star-trek-canon-part-ii/
Pt3: http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/05/there-is-no-star-trek-canon-part-iii/


Roddenberry had WEIRD ideas.

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Ello, I'm gonna try something new. So I found this randomnizer thing and mixed up all the Buffy episodes and I've decided to watch them based on that. Now after each episode I'm going to do a little picspam with commentary on here. I just need something to take my mind off of stuff and this will take up some time so yeah. If you're not a Buffy fan feel free to skim over these entries or if you're curious take a gander and you might find yourself thinking "hey, I should watch this show!" ;) I don't have any conditions regarding the caps, if you want to make icons from them then do what you please. All I did was clean them up a bit and resize them so I really don't care.




( you're not the long haul guy )

So
When I was in art school I did a little series of screen prints which I like to call "Sweet Valley Scandals". I chose some of my favorite Sweet Valley Twins covers where Elizabeth and Jessica seemed the creepiest, and voila!!

Surprisingly enough my lovely SVT cover reinterpretations were not received with praise at the critique. In fact nobody seemed to like them or understand what I was trying to do. I guess not everyone can understand the deep meaning in the artwork of James Matheuse.

(Sorry about the ones turned the wrong way.)

( enter the glorious sweet valley gallery )